Drive thru service was invented for those of us who don’t have the energy to look presentable at 6 in the morning but need that coffee.
I’m so sorry dunkin donuts drive thru window worker.
Someone just got sent home for having a meltdown. I’ve never been so jealous of a coworker in my life.
You would think with the whole “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” that there would be more body builders walking around.
I opened a card at my desk that was decorated with glitter and now my coworkers think I have a night job.
*Plot Twist*
Your dog loses his mind with excitement when you leave for work instead of when you get home.
Highway to Hell is my favorite song about driving to work
News “Don’t go outside. The temperatures are life threatening”
Hot flash “LOL. Challenge accepted.”
I didn’t believe in miracles until I folded the laundry this morning and all the socks had a match.
I’m only grabbing fast food to refill my napkin collection in the car.
I’m only grabbing fast food to refill my napkin collection in the car.
It’s like my nana once said….
You know you can block people on Twitter who confuse crochet with knitting, right?
Hey, does anyone know how to stop eating chips?
*Adds brown food coloring to hot water*
Me serving decaf
You look like the kinda person who eats the DO NOT EAT silica packets
Twitter should come with a “MAY CONTAIN NUTS” warning when you open the app.