I’m concerned that some of you are experts in your fields of employment.
Relationship status – table for one but drinks for two
They say a lot of people put their birth year in their email address. In other news, there are a lot of men born in ’69.
A new rule at the office is if you cry you get sent home. Anyways, I can’t stop crying.
I have a head cold but I’m telling everyone it’s covid so they’ll social distance away from me.
They say to “dress for the weather you want” so anyways I’m freezing today and metaphors are hard.
You’re doing a 30 day cleanse? How dirty are you?
Check your privilege
“I was exposed to COVID and have to quarantine” is now my go to excuse to get out of literally everything.
If it wasn’t for my coworkers who arrive to work after me I would never know it’s been raining for 7 days.
I just want the confidence of a kohl’s cashier asking people if they’d like to save 35% off their total purchase by opening a kohl’s charge when said total is only $3.25…….
I couldn’t think of an excuse fast enough so anyways I’m having company over this weekend.
He left his fantasy football open and I rearranged his line up by how hot the players are.
That’s how the fight started
I’m telling everyone I have corona so I’ve got 14 days of not being bothered.
Reported my coworker to HR for sleeping on the job. I work from home. My dog is my coworker. I’m HR.