Here’s the complete list of must have items for a middle aged woman when travelling away from home:
– Tweezers
When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
Just undertaken the get on the scales to weigh yourself and off even quicker post-holiday move.
There comes a point in every day that we all have to do something we don’t like.
[Gets out of bed]
This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
Husband uses any old plate for family members.
Also husband uses the best plate for the cat.
That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.
Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?
Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.
The best thing about going to see a film with your child is them insisting on going to the toilet 2 minutes before the end.
I’m so pleased the basket I put in the bedroom so my husband has somewhere to put his shoes is making it easier for him to put his shoes next to it.
Are you actually cleaning the house if you haven’t shouted at everyone in it?
You can’t scare me. You’re not my child telling me that she’s tidied my bedroom and that there’s a surprise..
Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.
I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.