6 months ago I made a commitment to myself to get healthy and today I’m still fat because I didn’t do any of it.
Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn’t even care that it’s on your legs.
Sex is my cardio which is why I’m fat.
My nudes are like fruitcake. Nobody likes them but I send them anyway.
Scariest things in the world:
2. Phone calls
3. That feeling when you accidentally tip your office chair back too far and your life flashes before your eyes