and then you go like this
and then you go like this
and then you go like this– me on my own cooking show
Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit
[first date questions]
You like meat? I make killer beef jerky with leftover hobo carcasses…and she’s gone
Whatever she’s probably vegan
Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don’t want people to know they like to swim
YOU DON’T KNOW