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9 years ago

I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.

@Eye_Of_Madara

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10 years ago

Please do not throw cigarette butts into the urinals, as it makes them soggy and very hard to light
-Bathroom graffiti

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