Me: Can I order the conch fritters please?
Waitress: The “ch” is pronounced like a “k”
Me: Okay Bick.
I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant.
Related: I’ve got some balloons for sale.
Maybe it’s just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun.
Hold on I’m about to count my money. Alright I’m done.
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to