I clicked on 1 picture of Jack Lowden & Saoirse Ronan. Now my entire timeline is Jack Lowden & Saoirse Ronan. My family has been replaced by Jack Lowden & Saoirse Ronan. The only words I know are Jack Lowden & Saoirse Ronan. The concept of time is now Jack Lowden & Saoirse Ronan
Find someone who holds onto you as tightly as the twitter algorithm does that subject you clicked on once 6 months ago
Barbecues are just a theatrical way of letting your neighbours know you’re going to be eating 2 hours later than planned
A man threatened legal action when he discovered that instead of a staff member ordering him in Candyman: the horror film, they ordered in the CD single of Candy Man by Christina Aguilera
A man tried to get a refund on a Tom and Jerry boxset because the storylines were “repetitive”
