*neighbors putting mountain bikes on the car*
you guys headed down to the pawnshop?
i wear a mask when i sleep, because who knows who’s going to come into an Arby’s bathroom this close to the highway
ate a tomato sandwich on the porch and watched some kids kick a can, if anyone wants anything from 1935
we stopped at three kids. our cable spool dining table only seats five comfortably
found this sweet little abandoned chocolate lab at the park today
them: is that a real sword
me: why would i walk around with a toy sword. that’s crazy
i either just registered my car online or i’m licensed to import rare birds now
[every person who ever bought a used bookstore]
now I can bring my cats to work.