“Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me.” -Alcohol
Dogs: OMG YOU’RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!!
Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty…fill it..I’ll be on the couch.
Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I’d say I’m doing pretty well for myself.
Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
Obesity doesn’t run in your family…No one runs in your family…