Stages of beard length:
1.) sexy stubble
2.) sea captain
3.) prisoner of war
4.) homeless person
5.) wizard
I always enjoy when pharmaceutical ads play “Walking On Sunshine” while joyfully listing their drug’s 700 horrendous side effects.
“Do not touch” must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille
What if all those coins you keep finding in your couch is rent money from the spiders living in your house?