Supermassive Black Hole
Or what others call pizza night
If you poop your pants while fishing, is it still called a boating accident? And can you claim it against insurance?
I wouldn’t know what to do with a member even if I caught one
Oh that’s my brother, he has his own apartment upstairs
I want the confidence of my sister in-law who said “Isn’t it considerate of these people to add a purse holder?”
Whenever I’m worried I messed up with my wife I remember that time my brother gave an anniversary card to his current wife on the date of his first marriage
My dog loves to catch frisbees but she always loses them. My wife said she wondered where they go and I joked that coyotes are playing with them.
This morning we looked out to see a coyote on the edge of the woods, playing with one of the frisbees.
I bought iliteracy for dummies but I couldn’t make any sense of it
How many police tv shows or movies have you heard them say the person was pronounced dead upon arrival at the hospital, but the police NEVER suspect the E.M.T.
Just sayin.
I found a lost dog whose tag said 905-555-4598. Who would name a dog that?
Women: ugh, my period again
Me: In highschool I had 6 periods a day – No big whoop
What if I’ve been finding a new single sock in the dryer and not losing one, all along?