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* draws blood

Blood: No, no, no. That doesn’t look like me at all.

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If I refer to you as ugly, I always mean on the inside, you piece of shit.

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OMG. What if “Shut up” isn’t such a persuasive argument after all?

No, you shut up.

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No. YOU misunderstood. I said I’ve been doing this for awhile. I never said I was any good at it.

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Like Mom always said,

“Don’t kick a gift horse in the teeth.”

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Hey! My husband wanted me to let you guys know he calls me his “wined up” toy.

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When someone asks me if I’m busy, it always sounds like a trick question.