* draws blood
Blood: No, no, no. That doesn’t look like me at all.
If I refer to you as ugly, I always mean on the inside, you piece of shit.
OMG. What if “Shut up” isn’t such a persuasive argument after all?
No, you shut up.
No. YOU misunderstood. I said I’ve been doing this for awhile. I never said I was any good at it.
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Migraine: Yes I am.
Found out last night my safe word is “HEY!Hey.Hey!HEY!”
Like Mom always said,
“Don’t kick a gift horse in the teeth.”
Hey! My husband wanted me to let you guys know he calls me his “wined up” toy.
I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up.
When someone asks me if I’m busy, it always sounds like a trick question.