Making my boyfriend stop everything he’s doing to look at a picture of a really big lemon i saw in 2019. and then he has to go “that’s such a big lemon” or else I will act weird for 7 hours
People on tiktok r like “I bought the viral mascara so you don’t have to” and im like when did I have to……
Im on my burner commenting “thank you for normalizing nose hair !” on his girlfriends tiktoks
i’m addicted to Youtubers who think their catchphrase is truly like “hey guys” and then they release merch that says “hey guys” and it sells out and they make $1 million and then they get to go to the doctor and I don’t