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@funandmisery : As a kid: Why are cartoons always wearing the same clothes that’s gross!

As an adult: This shirt fits well so I bought 4 of them

@funandmisery: [Hands on Ouija Board]

Me: If you’re really my grandma give me a sign!

“W.H.Y.A.R.E.N.T.Y.O.U.D.A.T.I.N.G.Y.O.U.R.E.S.O.H.A.N.D.S.O.M.E.”

@funandmisery: BATMAN: “...because bats scare me and I want criminals to share that fear. What about you?”

INTIMACYMAN: “Oh haha...no reason I guess”