Why soy sad?
Nine out of ten dentist recommend you renew your car warranty or your girl won’t do that thing you like!!!
Damn, this hole is wet
*I say right after stepping into a puddle
Being kidnapped is so much harder on the back after 40, let me tell you
I hate putting down the toilet seat because I’m afraid of hurting it’s feelings
10,000 chores when all you need is a nap