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damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall

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I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as “senseitational”

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I once saw a road sign that said, “Slow Down, Small Children at Play” but then it occurred to me that I’m not afraid of small children

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My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks

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I don’t have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend that I do; I just stand in my room screaming “That’s not what I said!”