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@galiamango : I enjoy quaint, old-fashioned customs like being nice to people.

@galiamango: When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.

@galiamango: I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring.

@galiamango: Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport.

@galiamango: I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see.

@galiamango: I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems