You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink.
Then I get kicked out.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In knotsies.
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Facebook-
You: Going to a concert tonight!
Friend: Sweet, what concert?
Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO
My girlfriend just explained to me that people can’t actually go through black holes, and now I don’t really care about space anymore.
My girlfriend just explained to me that people can’t actually go through black holes, and now I don’t really care about space anymore.