Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
I don’t really like the paper towel holder setup here.
Time for a new house.
I want you to be cuter than you are, but alas I am drunk and you are a tree.
Don’t go chasin’ waterfalls. If a waterfall isn’t staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life.
*walks down street*
*panties drop left and right*
*thinks, “shouldn’t have bought so many panties”*
*picks up panties*
*continues home*
Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know.
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“Why yes, you can use my phone for a second.”