they really said video games would melt our brains when it was actually watching the news that did it
I would date a communist girl but there are too many red flags
how it started vs how it ended
[after meditating]: I’m still angry, but in a calmer way
life has a lot less pushing cars filled with dead bodies into bogs than I was led to believe
just a reminder that when Shakespeare was in quarantine for the plague, he wrote the lyrics to “thong song”
please stop saying things like “ur so hot” and “your jokes have both emotional depth and the refreshing originality of a self aware intellectual” and start saying things like “here is ten thousand dollars”
Mac & cheese implies the existence of PC & cheese
My brain when I’m up late googling rare & incurable genetic diseases:
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