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@glo_stevens : I just ate my yogurt with a fork, because I've learned that if it looks like you have your shit together, people ask you to do stuff.

@glo_stevens: Mama said there'd be days like this, and also "knock you out" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk.