Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn’t stop that murder.
You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list.
The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs? It’s a baby, not a stash of heroin.