Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m ab to ruin her day with a bath
[eating cookie] let’s get ready to crumblllllllle
Aging is like oh look a new cute freckle on the palm of my hand is it cancer
what I’m actually doing when I don’t pick up any calls
I love when shows have cops escaping jail to finish solving a murder like you broke out to go back to work 😭
If the murder robots look like wall•e I will betray all of you
If we date, pls know I will bird call to you from another aisle in the grocery store