no mom you don’t get it I used “you’re” instead of “your” as a joke to be ironic on the internet. yes I realize it makes me look silly. no mom colleges don’t care about that. they aren’t gonna look at my twitter. ok. ok yes I understand. im sorry I’ll delete it. I love you too
this is awesome. I didn’t even know I had a first season. W
[at olive garden]
waiter: welcome to the garden, what’ll it be
me: olives
waiter: ok
[at the cheesecake factory]
me: I will have the cheesecake
waiter: okay
my brain: knows jfc stands for Jesus Fricking Christ
also my brain: John F. Cennedy
ALSO my brain: Jentucky Fried Chicken
[after a plane crash]
Pilot: are u guys mad at me :/
