I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
I bought the off-brand toilet cleaner. I don’t think my toilets can taste the difference.
I grew up before google, and as a kid I didn’t know bread was slang for money. Spent my childhood wondering why they put bread in Billy Joel’s jar.
Dentist 1: Works great!
Dentist 2: Revolutionary product.
Dentist 3: It’s remarkable.
Dentist 4: This is a game changer.Dentist 5: (Having just changed a flat tire after being served divorce papers)
I have some thoughts.
My roomba on charge after cleaning up after 2 kids and 2 dogs.
I can either cut my toe nails, or majestically swoop down and grab a salmon from a river.