Let’s be honest, you don’t ”watch” tv, you use it as a backround echo creating machine like the rest of us
Yes, people avoid me, but I’m sure it’s because they’re jealous of my wonderful snakes
Tonight we’re cooking together, period. I’ll serve the cereal, you pour the milk
Meow should be an acceptable answer to any question that can’t be answered with yes or no. For example:
-What’s your favorite colour?
-Meow
Now you’re thinking there isn’t such a colour, but you don’t know all colours, and new colours are born every day, so..
I found the cure for insomnia. No melatonin, no nothing, just a screen playing things that require effort to be understood. You’re welcome
Yes indeed, I am a morning person. Morning naps are my favorite
Elections?Vote for pizza. Throw the pizza slice in the envelope. Not all of it silly! Just a little corner will do. Eat the rest. As usual
Yes, I’ll fight for the last samble of cheese. We all fought for our ”right to party”, remember? The bar is low
– You need you refresh your style, dear..Orange is so last year
-.. meow?
Don’t you even dare to come near! You won’t like it if I’m forced to release my emotional support bag of onions
What I try to explain you, is that I do know you have very good big cups in this nice coffee shop, but I’m emotionally attached to this bucket, could you fill it up with your excellent coffee, please
It doesn’t necessarily absolutely have to be Halloween to grab a bag and go to your neighbours to ask for candy, right? Back me up on this, gang
If you get confused visiting Canada and you think you’re in France, relax my dear wanderer, you’re not high! It’s not you, it’s just Québec
I’m telling you, my cat mimics my every move. And that wouldn’t be a problem if she wasn’t constantly trying to steal my fake eye lashes
For the last time, asking me if I want cheese is insulting. You could have said instead, much more meaningful things like ”Here. Cheese”