I’m shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends.
Never trust a fortune teller buying more than 1 lottery ticket.
If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you’ll be if you’re breaking a chair on someone’s head every day.
Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches.
ONLY text me in an emergency. Like my car’s shooting flames from the trunk, one of my exes dies eventfully, or if someone thinks I’m sexy.
Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm….