Hey gang, let’s talk about what has gone right today.
Ok, good talk. See you tomorrow.
I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.
Them: Question everything.
Me: Why?
I only watch the groundhog festivities in hopes that Punxsutawney Phil will maul someone.
I put my pants on just like everyone else.
When the manager at Chili’s asks me to.
But weight, there’s more!
– Thanksgiving