Me, sophisticated:
*tastes wine* Mmm, is this a red?
Her: You had a whole bottle of wine and a full bag of jalapeño popper cheese curls??
Me: It’s self-care, so that makes it healthy.
Me, sophisticated:
*tastes wine* Mmm, is this a red?
Her: You had a whole bottle of wine and a full bag of jalapeño popper cheese curls??
Me: It’s self-care, so that makes it healthy.