“With all due respect is the polite version of ‘listen here you little shit’”
Man to Psychiatrist; Dr I’m very depressed, all my 3 sons want to grow up and want to be valets.
Psychiatrist; This is the strangest case of Parking sons disease I’ve come across.
Life is what happens to you when your wifi stops.
‘Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.’
Dear All,
During quarantine it’s normal to talk to your plants, walls & ceiling. Please contact us only if they respond.
Yours truly,
Psychiatrist
Some people shouldn’t be informed when this quarantine is over.
2020; January, February, Quarantine, December.
Remember that time you confused a life lesson for a soulmate.
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
Me: That’s when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
They always say “Take it one day at a time.” Like two is an option….
Why let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance?
Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes……
Guys.You can’t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me
Women’s magazine
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