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Dear All,

During quarantine it’s normal to talk to your plants, walls & ceiling. Please contact us only if they respond.

Yours truly,
Psychiatrist

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Some people shouldn’t be informed when this quarantine is over.

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2020; January, February, Quarantine, December.

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Remember that time you confused a life lesson for a soulmate.

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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?

Me: That’s when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.

Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.

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They always say “Take it one day at a time.” Like two is an option….

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Why let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance?

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Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes……

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Guys.You can’t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me

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