I’m hungry – like I could eat a hot fudge sundae. Ok – I’m driving to the supermarket. Because I’m a motivated doer.
Interviewer: what would you say if I said you talk too much.
Me:
Interviewer:
Me:
This is a terrible place to stay! The sheets are scratchy, the pillow is thin and the recreational activities sorely limited! 1 1/2 ⭐️
Yelp: Its prison ma’am.
I knew he was the one when I asked if he liked to hike and he answered “On purpose?”
I thought Coachella was a bone in the ear.
You can’t hurt me. You aren’t an empty bag of Reese’s.
My husband hates sex so much he left on a two week business trip. Three weeks early!