Watching The Blair Witch Project. They brought no alcohol or drugs?
The police do not like it when you slowly reveal that your attacker was a ghost. They do not appreciate storytelling or showmanship. I know this now.
My wife just texted that there’s “garlic dread in the freezer”. I’m afraid to look.
I like mascarpone cheese. It sounds like the sort of cheese that would have ruled organised crime in 1920’s Chicago with an iron fist.
You think people who drink the energy drinks would have enough energy to put the cans in the bin rather than on the ground.
I’ll take your LEAST sexual soup.
You’ve restored my faith in humanitNOPE THERE IT GOES AGAIN
Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone(Absence of special lady creates cataclysmic world ending event)
Why isn’t there ghost dinosaurs? They didn’t all finish their business. They didn’t know the comet was coming.
It seems unrealistic that no two people in a movie almost ever have the same name. My screenplay, 12 Guys Named Mike, will address this.
Draw attention to your older tweets by being arrested on suspicion of multiple murders.
As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor.
My phone case doesn’t expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle.
Avenge me but only if it’s convenient.
Sheryl Crow: This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no country club either.
Sheryl Crow – The world’s worst archaeologist.