#RubbishJokes
My girlfriend told my that she wanted peace and quiet whilst cooking.So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
#AmazingFacts
Failure is not an option,it comes bundled with your Windows 10 software.
My girlfriend and I are sharing an #Amazon account.
We’re prime-mates.
#RubbishJokes
Two horses in a field.One says: I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.
The other says: Moo!
#rubbishjokes
A German arriving at Orly airport in Paris.Customs officer: Occupation?
German: Nein, just visiting.
#rubbishjokes
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?The slowest swimmer.
#rubbishjokes
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None – it’s a hardware problem.
#rubbishjokes
Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend.Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
#rubbishjokes
Noah’s diary – 39th day:“The dragon pie was really scrumptious.”
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?A panda with a set of drums.
#wordsofwisdom
If it says, ‘Do not try this at home’ – go and visit a friend.
#rubbishjokes
I don’t like Russian dolls.They are so full of themselves.