don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning crab linguine
it was the best of times, it was the cursed of times
Trying to get home and now I have to complete a side quest
people that brag about not eating processed foods like, okay??? what are you eating when you’re depressed? a carrot? we’re all dying, grow up and eat a hot dog from the street like the rest of us, pathetic
does anyone want to marry me before this website dies, feels like my best shot x
wonder why hedge mazes fell out of fashion? we need to get to the centre of this issue.
a man walking his kids to school told me to “keep going” as I was running past as if I was about to lie down on the tarmac and give up without his intervention