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*puts on layers of running gear*

*makes a ponytail*

*laces up sneakers*

*drives to McDonalds*

@hayes_t_r

Chemists do tell jokes, but there’s no reaction because all their people skills Argon.

Omg, that’s Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay.

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I like telling people I’m 4 months pregnant so they’ll tell me how great I look.