*puts on layers of running gear*
*makes a ponytail*
*laces up sneakers*
*drives to McDonalds*
Chemists do tell jokes, but there’s no reaction because all their people skills Argon.
Omg, that’s Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay.
Size does matter-just ask Pluto.
I like telling people I’m 4 months pregnant so they’ll tell me how great I look.