My first wife and I split on good terms. I know this because, when I announce the split on FB, she was the first to click LIKE.
I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. I also love to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
If alcohol damages your short memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.
My wife has been smelling gas at our fireplace insert for 25 years, and it’s electric.
Pro tip…Excessive use of alcohol can cause memory loss or worse memory loss.
When I was a young man, I dated a very sweet girl for several months. My parents treated this girl like she was their own daughter.
My mother even tried to find her a proper boyfriend
Coming home from costume party dressed as a priest, and pulled over by Police.
Cop..You been drinking?
Me..Water.
Cop..I smell wine.
Me..Oh my God, He’s done it again!!!!!