I bought a formal gown simply because it had pockets.
*swipes right on my hand mirror
Pretty sure these are the same ingredients in my shampoo.
-me, reading the Pringles can.
“WHY ARE YOU RIPPING OUT ALL OF YOUR FUR?!!”
-my dog, when I wax
*rage dresses
*rage stomps down stairs
*rage closes neighbors banging garbage can lid flapping in wind
*rage stomps upstairs
*rage undresses