There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.
The real reason why they don’t make affordable jet packs for people is because they might start sky fights.
Someone suggested a breakfast salad, and then I wondered why someone could be so mean.
There’s a disturbance in the coffee.
My mom never got lost, she called it learning the area.
I wonder if the plants in my house get scared when I eat salad?
Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, “I’ll cut you.”
If you walk around in knight’s armor long enough, people will just get used to it.
Shouldn’t Spiderman have 4 more legs?
Does your wife know you’re single?
Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.