Just because someone smiles a lot doesn’t mean they’re nice. Take alligators for example.
Jealousy is a horrible green monster.
Well, a horrible monster in a tight green dress. With big boobs. And an ass to die for.
🙁
A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.
I’ve never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.