Son won’t eat sandwich I made him but will lick dog bowl
power’s been out for a bit. candlelight is less sexy when you’re using it to feed your puking baby whilst eating cold soup
it’s cute when your doc says to be on strict bed rest when you have a 10 mo old and your husband is gone. lol i’ll just call my magic fairies. they can handle it and probably even wash the car and then we can all dance around together and eat pizza without getting fat
my son thinks trying to crawl around me to play with electrical sockets is hilarious. almost as funny as yeeting himself off the side of the bed
Workplace micro aggression- throwing a staple at someone
workplace macro aggression- throwing the stapler at them
guilty
If you have a friend who’s a pharmacist, and they are ignoring you, just say this: “I was taking antibiotics for an infection, but I feel better now so I’m not going to finish them.” Trust me, they cannot help themselves. They will respond.
Monica just destroyed the internet
