@henchbeaver

Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was in quarantine for the plague, he wrote the screenplay for Jurassic Park

@henchbeaver

I once ate Thanksgiving dinner in a friend’s sex dungeon.

I think about this often.

@henchbeaver

Things that make me irrationally angry:

• fire ants
• random clicking sounds
• hangnails
• brass or gold accents in home décor
• mayonnaise