My boyfriend got mad at me the other night because I was talking about ghosts when I knew he had to walk down a dark hallway the next day.
I asked my mom what she was doing and she said oh just watching trail cam footage and I asked of what? And she said, of a man stealing a trail cam.
I love when men go on diets they will be like let me go for the healthy option.. the buffalo chicken quesadilla
SMS passcode is 1477178 in case anyone needed it. They said to not share it but I’m trying to live in an abundance mindset
I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”
Of course being a child is terrible .. They don’t give you any money and then make you watch commercials the whole time
It’s crazy that you get in trouble for trafficking drugs across the border. What if you were just doing someone a favor?
Mushrooms are about 75 years away from inventing the computer but for now, bon Appetit
Please stop inviting me to bars where I have to stand up the whole time I’m not a dairy cow
Coral is stupid in my opinion. You’re a rock that can die? Sounds like the worst of both worlds but “you do you”