Sometimes I read the stupidest shit in here then realize I wrote it
That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight,
Begging for my cat’s attention
Outfit choices
Work: jeans & a t-shirt
Hanging out: jeans & a t-shirt
Special event: jeans & a t-shirt
Stalking your ex: jeans & a t-shirt
Having a nice lunch: jeans & a t-shirt
Doctor appt: khakis & a nice shirt so you appear to have it together
They should use real bears in the Charmin commercials
My eyebrows are looking ferocious. They’re about to hop off my face & maul someone.
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early they’re gonna have to learn how to make coffee