thought I was all good when my doctor said i was healthy as a horse; turns out he was referring to one specific horse, ‘Sick Matthew’
Barber: ok that will be $900
Chewbacca: (chewbacca noise)
wife: im sick of him jeopardizing our marriage
therapist: how do you respond to that kyle?
me: ill take susan is being a huge baby for $600
Extremely suspicious that there’s no information about brains that didn’t come from a brain