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Page of holypurgatory's best tweets

@holypurgatory : Step 1: Buy a 3D printer.

Step 2: Print a 3D printer.

Step 3: Return the 3D printer.

@holypurgatory: A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

@holypurgatory: "Oh you just put lotion on?
You're not going anywhere."
- Doorknob