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@holypurgatory : Step 1: Buy a 3D printer.
Step 2: Print a 3D printer.
Step 3: Return the 3D printer.
@holypurgatory: What If When You Die They Ask You
"How Was Heaven?"
@holypurgatory: A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
@holypurgatory: "Oh you just put lotion on?
You're not going anywhere."