@holypurgatory

Step 1: Buy a 3D printer.

Step 2: Print a 3D printer.

Step 3: Return the 3D printer.

@holypurgatory

A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

@holypurgatory

“Oh you just put lotion on?
You’re not going anywhere.”
– Doorknob