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Page of iYoungKhalifa's best tweets

@iYoungKhalifa : If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage..

@iYoungKhalifa: She:Hey,Whats up?
Me:Onion prices.
S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin'?
M:Nutshells.
S:Really?Fine.What's poppin?
M:Corn.
*Blocked*

@iYoungKhalifa: Saw a man at the beach screaming, "SAVE ME..I'm drowning".

I instantly uploaded
his pic, captioned "1 like = 100 prayers" on facebook..!!

@iYoungKhalifa: 1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!