@i_theindian

Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of…Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot

@i_theindian

When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you’re just built upside down.

@i_theindian

Looking up at his wife, he asked, “Honey, Do I have trouble making up my own mind?”