Nutritionist: Ideally, you should eat 1200 cal a day.
Me: Ok, and how many at night?
Dear Son-I apologize for ruining your life by asking you to put your dishes in the dishwasher!
Fitness Magazine:
Page 10: How to lose weight and keep it off.
Page 11: How to love yourself the way God made you.
Page 12: Dessert recipes.
I have so many chores that I need to do, what Netflix show should I binge watch?
Love this joke:
Apparently one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is having no taste. Looking back on all my exes, I think I’ve been infected for years!